{"id":20,"date":"2008-12-30T21:31:51","date_gmt":"2008-12-30T20:31:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kiew.org\/news\/?page_id=20"},"modified":"2019-02-21T17:53:49","modified_gmt":"2019-02-21T16:53:49","slug":"info","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.kiew.org\/news\/info\/","title":{"rendered":"info"},"content":{"rendered":"

[vc_row iron_row_type=“in_container“ iron_remove_padding_medium=““ iron_remove_padding_small=““ iron_overlay_pattern=““ iron_parallax=““ iron_bg_video=““][vc_column][\/vc_column][\/vc_row][vc_row iron_row_type=“in_container“ iron_remove_padding_medium=““ iron_remove_padding_small=““ iron_overlay_pattern=““ iron_parallax=““ iron_bg_video=““][vc_column][vc_single_image image=“4806″ img_size=“large“ add_caption=“yes“ alignment=“center“ img_fullwidth=“0″][vc_column_text]Willkommen im Hochsicherheitstrakt der Parallelwelt von KiEw<\/strong>,
\neinem der f\u00fchrenden Institute elektro-akustischer Psychotherapie!<\/p>\n

Wir wussten, dass Sie fr\u00fcher oder sp\u00e4ter zu uns finden w\u00fcrden.<\/p>\n

Ihr Zustand ist bereits mehr als bedenklich,
\ndaher besteht nur noch eine letzte Chance auf Heilung:<\/p>\n

Audiotherapie!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Zuckende Gliedma\u00dfen zu rasenden Beats sind die entscheidenden Merkmale,
\ndie auf die \u00dcberwindung der Krise hinweisen
\n(und an deren Ende sich m\u00f6glicherweise das eigene Selbst finden l\u00e4\u00dft sildenafil over the counter<\/span><\/a>).<\/p>\n

Unsere Experten Ihnen dabei jederzeit freundlich
\nmit bislang unerprobten medizinischen Ger\u00e4uschen zur Seite.<\/p>\n

Als Kr\u00f6nung Ihres pers\u00f6nlichen Medikamentenschranks steht Ihnen
\nunser Pr\u00e4parat „mental [per]mutation“<\/strong>
\nin Form der bew\u00e4hrten praktischen Silberscheibe zur Verf\u00fcgung.
\nZu beziehen in jeder gut sortierten Apotheke!<\/p>\n

Neue psycho-akustische Ausz\u00fcge aus den Patientenakten,
\nungewohnte Therapieformen und multiple Selbstgespr\u00e4che mit zahlreichen Pers\u00f6nlichkeiten
\nwerden Sie bei den kommenden Gruppentherapien in Ihren Clubanstalten erleben k\u00f6nnen!<\/p>\n

Nicht nur f\u00fcr Privatpatienten!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Welcome to the maximum security section at KiEw<\/strong>’s parallel universe,
\none of the leading institutes in electro-acoustic psychotherapy!<\/p>\n

We knew you would find us sooner or later.<\/p>\n

Your condition at this point of time is already more than alarming,
\nthere is only one last chance for recovery:<\/p>\n

audiotherapy!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Twitching limbs to raging beats are the crucial characteristics
\nindicating the overcoming of the crisis
\n(at which point one may find his own self).<\/p>\n

Our experts are happy to support you with previously untested medical noises at any time.<\/p>\n

To complete your personal drug cabinet we will provide you
\nwith our product „mental [per]mutation“<\/strong>
\nin form of an easy to swallow silver disc.<\/p>\n

Available in all well equipped pharmacies!<\/p>\n

Fresh psycho-acoustic excerpts of our patients files,
\nunusual therapy forms and multiple monolouges with a number of personalities
\nare awaiting you at the forthcoming group therapy sessions at your personal club asylums!<\/p>\n

All forms of health insurance accepted!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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